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Low: 58° F
 


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Dog Events

May 8
New CD Dogology is finally Mastered! Click here to listen to samples

April 8
Big Dogs Island Visiting Day

September 8
Small Dogs Island Visiting Day

November 22
Around the Island On Boat
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Getting to the island is not particularly easy. Considered part of US Minor Outlying Islands, we are most easily accessed by departing from the coast of Tallahassee, Florida, where our office is.

Because of recent threats from anti-freedom activists, we've had to make our land office a maze to get to. However, if you would like to come visit us, come to Tallahassee, and look up all the dog grooming professionals in town.

Arrange their names alphabetically, and then you'll see that their names relate in a way with the street names of downtown Tallahassee. When you realize this pattern, start at "A" and go through "W" each time marking your way with a piece of red tape on the door.

We will be watching and will approach you and your dog if you appear correct.

You will then need to arrange with a Dog Island representative to pick you up on a boat that will take you and your dog on a beautiful 3 hour boat ride to the island.


Take the Plunge!  

Give your dog a chance at a better life. Dog Island is the solution to a free and natural life.
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Save Money!  
Recent legislation in several towns has taken the costs of Dog Islands out of tax money.
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Daily Discovery  

Dogologists around the world are studying the behavioral development on Dog Island. Exciting and new things are happening on almost daily basis.
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Soothing Sounds  

Several of our dogologists have placed microphones on Dog Island. Listen to the soothing sounds of Dog Island.
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