Getting to the island is not particularly easy. Considered
part of US Minor Outlying Islands, we are most easily accessed
by departing from the coast of Tallahassee, Florida, where
our office is.
Because of recent threats from anti-freedom
activists, we've had to make our land office a maze to get
to. However, if you would like to come visit us, come to Tallahassee,
and look up all the dog
grooming professionals in town.
Arrange their names alphabetically, and
then you'll see that their names relate in a way with the
street names of downtown Tallahassee. When you realize this
pattern, start at "A" and go through "W"
each time marking your way with a piece of red tape on the
We will be watching and will approach you
and your dog if you appear correct.
You will then need to arrange with a Dog Island representative
to pick you up on a boat that will take you and your dog on
a beautiful 3 hour boat ride to the island.